Sunday, December 19, 2004

A Fine Reason to Risk Anal Leakage

Ukrainian opposition leader Victor Yuschenko got poisoned by unknown (KGB) parties, and it appears the answer is Olestra. Remember the potato chips no one wanted to eat because you just might poop yourself? They clear PCBs, including Dioxin (a major problem in Viet Nam after Agent Orange) out of your system 10 times as fast as you normally do.

Just look at those two pictures from the first link. Wouldn't you risk crapping yourself to look more like the one on the left than the one on the right?

Thanks to Instapundit for the link

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